Navigating the Cultural Seas: Relativism, Universality, and Ethical Compasses


 "If anyone, no matter who, were given the opportunity of choosing from amongst all the nations in the world the set of beliefs which he thought best, he would inevitably—after careful considerations of their relative merits—choose that of his own country. Everyone without exception believes his own native customs, and the religion he was brought up in, to be the best; and that being so, it is unlikely that anyone but a madman would mock at such things. There is abundant evidence that this is the universal feeling about the ancient customs of one's country." 

Herodotus

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Cultural relativism hit me again when some African college students proudly told me that their country passed a law that punishes homosexually with up to 14 years in prison. When I made clear that i believe putting people in jail for their sexual orientation is disgusting and revolting, against all human values, they obviously and naively used the cultural relativism argument: that we could not try to impose our values on others, that a vast majority of people in their country support this law and that I should respect their culture and values. That calling this law disgusting is offensive and an insult to their culture and "democracy". Maybe they expected me to applaud?

The absolute belief in Cultural relativism, the position that all peoples' perspectives are biased by their cultural background, is extremely popular among many people that consider themselves as progressive thinkers. They hold the opinion that all cultures are of equal value and quality to each other, therefore there is no "superior culture".
This concept appeared approximately 100 years ago in reaction to theories of "scientific racism " and eugenism that wanted to prove the superiority of western peoples. Close related to moral relativism, cultural relativism also promotes the idea that there are no superior or absolute moral values.

With the exception of religious moral absolutists, for most people this is obvious - you should respect all cultures and traditions equally.

Sounds great, right? Almost impossible to disagree. Well, not so fast!

Introduction

In the vast ocean of human perspectives, two ships sail: the Cultural Relativists and the Universalists. Each crew believes they’ve found the North Star—the guiding principle for understanding values. But beware, fellow sailors, for these waters are treacherous. Let’s unfurl our sails and explore.

Chapter 1: The Relativist Archipelago
Section 1.1: The Allure of Cultural Relativism

Picture a beach strewn with seashells, each representing a unique culture. Cultural relativists collect these shells, marveling at their diversity. They argue that no shell is superior; each has its own beauty. But beware: stepping on a sea urchin (say, a practice like female genital mutilation) can be painful. Relativism, like barefoot beachcombing, has its risks.
Section 1.2: The Naïveté of Absolute Relativism

Ah, the naïve relativists! They believe all values are sand grains, shifting with the tides. They claim the Universal Declaration of Human Rights is merely a Western sandcastle. But wait! Even sandcastles have foundations. Perhaps the Declaration, though imperfect, is a lighthouse—a beacon across cultures. Klingons, sadly, were not consulted during its drafting.
Section 1.3: The “Jail Gay People” Conundrum

Our ship encounters an African island where homosexuality is a crime. The crew debates: Should we condemn this practice? The relativists raise their sea-worn hands: “Respect their culture!” But wait! Our moral compass quivers. We steer toward a middle ground: respect without silence. We whisper, “Your culture, your choice—but our hearts ache.”

Chapter 2: The Universalist Constellations

Section 2.1: Dress Codes and Cosmic Etiquette

Dress codes—like constellations—vary. In New Guinea, stars twinkle nakedly. In Poland, they wear celestial cardigans. Universalists nod: “Dress as you please, but don’t forget your cosmic manners.” And remember, black holes are always formal.

Section 2.2: Whales, Dogs, and Gaia’s Menu

Inuit hunters chase whales, while Chinese kitchens sizzle with dog meat. Universalists sip tea (or kombucha) and ponder: Can cultural context justify culinary choices? Perhaps. But let’s agree: no endangered species on the menu. And if you’re eating a whale, share—it’s a big universe.

Section 2.3: The Ethical Wardrobe

Polygamy, like a reversible jacket, has its moments. But universalists insist: a culture that embraces equality, education, and free speech is a bespoke suit. It fits all seasons. And polyester? Well, it’s the cosmic equivalent of cling wrap.

Conclusion: Navigating the Stars

As we sail toward the horizon, let’s chart a course. Cultural relativism is our compass, but universal values are our North Star. A culture that jails based on sexual orientation? It’s a stormy sea. Foreign aid? Let it flow to those who protect basic human rights. And to the postmodernists and radical relativists, we say: forgive us—we’re just stargazers trying to find our way home.

Disclaimer: This blog post is not responsible for any sudden urges to join a pirate crew or start a cosmic fashion line.

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